05.04.08
Sunday funnies
Who needs to go and get a newspaper early in the morning to catch some funnies? The crew around here are revolting and chaos reigns on this final day of the holidays. I’m not sure that I’m even sane anymore – or that I was to begin with! But there you go! 
The Mr’s are big into jokes that crack themselves up – no matter that we look upon them in bewilderment. In fact the more bewildered I appear to be, the funnier it is apparently. Situation Normal then…. 
So here’s a little selection for you to join the madness:
“What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo?”
“A woolley jumper hahahahahah”
“hey, that’s woolley funny!!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows don’t whooooo, owls do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoodle A Hee.
Yoodle A Hee who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Cows don’t whoo; that’s what owls do!
Trace said,
May 4, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Oh well Kelly at least it isn’t toilet humour!
trina said,
May 4, 2008 at 4:12 pm
LOL. Too funny and its good they’re laughing not whinging. hehehe. Love it. Thanks!
Janine said,
May 4, 2008 at 4:29 pm
um gosh your lucky to be living with such a witty lot……
Hannah said,
May 4, 2008 at 4:50 pm
LOL! Too funny. At least they didn’t mention poo. My boys are ALL ABOUT THE TOILET HUMOUR. Sigh.
Mrs Frizz said,
May 4, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Aren’t they delightful … pleased school is back tomorrow is a major understatement in our household…that’s for real!
Beverley Warwick said,
May 4, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Yay for the end of the holidays! In my house it’s all about farts and burps – oh and Knock, knock, who’s there? Boo, Boo who? You don’t need to cry it’s only a joke.
)
Vicki said,
May 4, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Yay for toilet humour – NOT!
My lot used to crack up over “Why did the chicken cross the road?” To get to the other side. Really really old jokes are apparently the funniest to kids who think you have never heard it before.
yaseennz said,
May 4, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Sounds like you’re well and truely ready for the holidays to end!
As to your bewilderment being funny.. that’s coz you dont get things cause you’re such an ‘Old person’.. LOL this I was told once by my son.. LOL
spgettie said,
May 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm
LOL, the joys of boys!!!
Bettina said,
May 5, 2008 at 12:27 am
Your Mr’s are as funny as mine! lol
widdleshamrock said,
May 5, 2008 at 9:58 am
Yes, they were being told repeatedly in the car trip !!!!
Sarah said,
May 5, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Ohhh.. I still think they’re pretty funny! (I’m a sucker for puns and word play.) I knew a different version of the last one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little-old-lady-who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
scrappydo said,
May 5, 2008 at 2:46 pm
The toilet humour? It’s soo there are well. In great quantities.
Thanks for the “new” jokes… I’ll be adding them into the mix myself – if only to prove that I can be cool too
nztreasure said,
May 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Oh lol – imagine if we got out mr’s together – they would laugh themselves silly while we look blankly on…
Christi said,
May 6, 2008 at 9:41 am
Hehehe, do they watch Disney channel too? Ooh and Aah are always telling those jokes and then we have to listen to them repeatedly lol. Yes we have the toilet humor too. Something horrific!
‘Knock knock’
‘Who’s there’
‘Poo’
‘Poo who’
‘Stinky smelly poos!’
And then over-the-top laughter ensues lol.